Friday, October 16, 2009

Christopher Columbus: Member of the Tribe?

Essentially, no.

But, if you want to take the word of one Bubbles S. Cohen and her Jewish Day School education, then yes. For the record, this day school was obviously lacking in something, because Bubbles (note: not her real name) never learned that Marcel Proust was Jewish (and a ghey, but that’s besides the point), a fact that I, incidentally, learned today from the New Yorker (proving the old adage that the New Yorker >> everything else ever in the world).

Exhibit A: a "schnoz" if you will (ugh, I will)

Let’s set the stage, shall we? Our story begins not in the court of Ferdinand and Isabella, but on the balmy shores of Punta Cana, where six intrepid travelers found themselves being assailed with offers of Ponzi schemes as well as lists of famous Jews (ones that obviously left off one Marcel Proust).  To our disbelief (oh, the disbelief!), Christopher Columbus was on that list. Not the Ponzi scheme one, the Jew list.

In the haze of six days of Mama Juana and food poisoning (the good old “FP”), we quickly forgot about this almost-definitely untrue factoid from the Jewish contingent of Team Dominican Republic. That is, until today, when we received this piece of troubling news out of the Latin American Herald Tribune (an obviously well-respected paper).

Evidently, some “scholar” from some bullshit school (really, who has ever heard of George Washington University? anyone?) proved that our favorite genocidaire of 1492 Chris was a Jew based on COMMA USAGE. She hides her methods through the use of “Spanish” and “linguistics,” but she is NOT fooling me. Not one bit.

GW "students" are inordinately fond of this stupid statue. Yes, it is a hippo.

After the jump: my rebuttal to this booshit booshit booshit.

Point A: Christopher Columbus used a lot of commas, also known as “virgule.”

rebuttal: do you know who else uses a lot of commas? Peggy Noonan. Not a Jew (thank Yahweh)

Point B: Christopher Columbus deliberately hid his origins. Thus, must be a Jew.

rebuttal: The Jews I know talk about it, a lot. They LOVE being Jewish. Everyone wants to be Jewish, including Tall, who has to remind us all the time that she’s half-Jewish or else we’d forget and Jappy, who tries so hard that she drives a BMW.

Point C: Christopher Columbus had a terrible sense of direction.

rebuttal: I’m Jewish, and I have a great sense of direction. I am an excellent navigator and driver. Chris? Not so much.

If I just sail West far enough, I'll get to India! Of COURSE!

Point D: Christopher Columbus committed genocide, before it was cool to do it.

rebuttal: I don’t even need to make this point. Why rub it in?

Thus (THUS), I’m not buying it. And neither should you.

No Jew I know would ever be caught dead in a hat that ugly unless it was Prada.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Przedsmak nowej M-ki

Tydzień temu świat obiegła informacja o zakończeniu produkcji BMW E60, którą zwykliśmy nazywać poprostu piątką. Niemcy zerwali również raz na zawsze z silnikiem V10 w M5, co nas bardzo smuci. Powodem tego drastycznego posunięcia jest prześladująca nas ekologia, a właściwie coś co zwykliśmy ją nazywać. Są jedank też plusy tej sytuacji, otóż nowe M5 Bawarczycy uzbroją w podwójniedoładowaną V8-kę o mocy 555 koni. Warto wspomnieć, że dotychczasowa V10-ka generowała “jedynie” 507 koni. Audi również planuje powrót V8-ki oczwyiście z dwoma ogromnymi turbosprężarkami, która wkrótce zagości pod maską modelu RS6. Przejdźmy jednak do auta z niebieskim śmigłem na masce, bo właśnie dziś pojawił się w Internecie pierwszy film z udziałem tego Bawarskiego szaleńca. Dzięki tej, krótkiej produkcji amatorskiego kunsztu możemy poczuć jak brzmi nowe serce M5, jedank nie liczcie, że odkryjecie wygląd nowej  M-ki.

Friday, October 9, 2009

BMW, Harley e outras motos

UOL Carros

O mercado de duas rodas brasileiro é, em sua maior parte, formado por modelos de até 150 cc. Porém, os modelos “premium”, de maior valor agregado e com uma boa dose de tecnologia embarcada, vêm ganhando destaque no cenário nacional. No Salão Duas Rodas 2009, marcas como BMW, Harley-Davidson, Ducati, MV Agusta e Triumph apresentam várias novidades ao público mais elitizado, que esta a cada dia mais exigente. Confira a seguir os principais destaques, divididos por fabricante.

BMW

Apesar da crise que ainda afeta o setor de duas rodas, a marca bávara nada na contramão. Até agosto já haviam sido emplacadas mais de mil unidades suas, o que corresponde a um crescimento de 17% se comparado ao mesmo período do ano passado. Além dos números favoráveis, a BMW apresentou na feira de São Paulo a superbike S 1000RR e também oficializou seu acordo operacional com a Dafra Motos.

“Com esta parceria, a BMW coloca definitivamente o pé no Brasil. Será a primeira linha de montagem CKD (as motos chegam em partes e são montadas aqui) fora de Berlim (Alemanha)”, conta Jörg Henning Dornbusch, presidente da BMW do Brasil. O fruto dessa parceria será a fabricação no país da G 650 GS, a antiga F 650 GS com motor monocilíndrico. Com sotaque alemão, motor fabricado na China pela Loncin e montada no Brasil numa linha exclusiva na planta fabril da Dafra em Manaus (AM), a moto terá preço bastante competitivo: R$ 29.800. Modelo de uso misto, a G 650 GS está equipada com motor de 652 cm3, que gera 50 cv de potência máxima. A moto terá como diferenciais o sistema de freios ABS de série, dois anos de garantia, cavalete central e pisca-alerta. No primeiro ano, a BMW tem a expectativa de vendas mil unidades do modelo “made in Brazil”.

Já a S 1000RR, cuja versão de pista participa do Mundial de Superbike, chama a atenção por seu design radical e por sua tecnologia embarcada – nova geração de freios ABS e controle de tração. A esportiva, que começa a ser comercializada no Brasil no segundo semestre de 2010, conta com o mais potente motor fabricado pela BMW, um quatro cilindros em linha, de 999 cm3, que gera 193 cv a 13.000 rpm.

Harley-Davidson

A centenária marca americana não ficou para trás e apresentou, de uma tacada só, sete modelos: a 883 Iron, a XR 1200 X, ambas da linha Sportster; a Fat Boy Lo, a Rocker Chrome e três modelos da família CVO (modelos customizados de fábrica). Além disso, o Grupo Izzo, representante oficial da Harley no país, comunicou que a linha V-ROD também passa a ser montada no Brasil. “Com exceção da linha Screaming Eagle, 100% dos modelos comercializados aqui são montados em Manaus (AM). Isso reflete em preços mais competitivos e, conseqüentemente, crescimento da participação no mercado de motos custom e touring”, afirma Paulo Izzo, presidente do Grupo, dizendo que a Harley abrirá mais duas novas revendas no próximo ano: Brasília (DF) e Goiânia (GO).

Carro-chefe da HD no Brasil, a linha Sportster – a mais urbana e descolada da gama – ganha novas integrantes: a 883 Iron e a XR 1200 X. Como diferenciais, as motos contam com pinturas em preto fosco, focando o público jovem. Em comparação ao modelo standard, a Fat Boy Lo também tem visual mais agressivo, traduzido pela pintura preta fosca, assento mais baixo para facilitar a vida dos pilotos de baixa estatura, além de uma posição de pilotagem mais confortável.

Já a Rocker Chrome é uma versão mais sofisticada do modelo que já era vendido no Brasil. Conta com motor de dois cilindros em V, Twin Cam 96B, de 1584 cc, que gera 76 cv de potência máxima. Para finalizar, a linha de motos Harley customizadas de fábrica (CVO): ao Brasil serão importadas apenas 18 unidades, entre os modelos Ultra, Softail Convertible e a Street Glide.

Triumph

A centenária marca inglesa quer aumentar sua participação no país. Para isso irá ampliar sua cobertura, ou seja, abrir novas concessionárias, comercializar mais modelos e oferecer preços cada vez mais competitivos. Agora quatro modelos serão montados em Manaus (AM): a trail Tiger 1050, que na versão touring ganhou sistema de freios ABS; as nakeds Speed Triple e Street Triple, além da superesportiva Daytona 675. Na linha importada, a Grupo Izzo volta a comercializar no Brasil a sport-touring Sprint ST, as três versões da retro Boneville e a Rocket III, equipada com motor de 2294 cc, que gera 142 cv de potência máxima.

MV Agusta

A italiana MV Agusta, também representada pelo Grupo Izzo, trouxe para o Salão Duas Rodas sua atual gama de modelos equipada com o motor de quatro cilindros em linha e 1.078 cc de capacidade. A superesportiva F4 1078 312 RR tem no nome seu principal atributo: a velocidade final de 312 km/h, um recorde para motocicletas de série. Além disso, a naked Brutale 1078 também foi mostrada. A única novidade das duas motos fica mesmo por conta do novo propulsor e algumas melhorias. Adquirida pelo grupo Harley-Davidson no ano passado, a MV Agusta pode ser montada em Manaus (AM) em breve na fábrica da empresa norte americana. Com isso, Paulo Izzo, diretor presidente do Grupo Izzo, espera que os preços das Agusta fiquem mais competitivos.

DucatiI

Outra esportiva da Itália a desembarcar no salão brasileiro foi a Ducati 1198, nas versões standard e R. A capacidade cúbica aumentada é a principal novidade em relação à antecessora 1098. A Ducati Streetfighter, vedete do Salão de Milão em 2008 com seu design agressivo, também chega agora ao público brasileiro. Assim, com a chegada da linha Monster 696 e 1100, a Ducati oferece no Brasil o mesmo line-up vendido nos mercados europeus e norte americano: Superbike (1198 e 848), Monster (696 e 1100), Hypermotard, Streetfighter e Multistrada.

Salão Duas Rodas 2009

10ª Feira Internacional de Motocicletas, Bicicletas, Peças, Equipamentos e Acessórios

Quando: Até 12 de outubro
Horário: De quarta a domingo, das 14h às 22h; segunda-feira (12), das 11h às 19h
Local: Pavilhão de Exposições do Anhembi, na avenida Olavo Fontoura, 1.209, Santana, São Paulo (SP)
Ingressos Nas bilheterias: R$ 25 e R$ 12 (menores entre 5 e 12 anos)
Serviços grátis: Capaceteria, estacionamento na Arena (próximo ao Sambódromo); traslado entre metrô Tietê e Anhembi.

Fonte UOL Carros | www.carros.uol.com.br

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Renault ya tiene al sustituto de Fernando Alonso para 2010

El equipo Renault F1 Team anuncia oficialmente que Robert Kubica pilotará para el equipo a partir de la temporada 2010. El piloto polaco de 24 años es uno de los pilotos jóvenes mejor valorados de la Fórmula Uno, que ha demostrado su capacidad ganando carreras y cuyo estilo de pilotaje agresivo y consistente le permitió luchar el año pasado por el título de pilotos.

El director del equipo, Bob Bell, ha declarado: “Estamos muy emocionados por haber contratado a Robert para el equipo Renault F1 a partir de la próxima temporada. Desde que Robert debutó en los Grandes Premios en 2006, lo hemos tenido en el radar como uno de los pilotos de mayor talento de su generación y ha cumplido las expectativas, así que es fantástico que podamos tenerle en uno de nuestros coches la próxima temporada. Renault tiene muchas ambiciones y esperanzas puestas en el futuro del equipo y creemos que Robert puede desempeñar un papel importante para que se hagan realidad”.

Robert Kubica ha comentado: “estoy muy contento de unirme a Renault para la temporada 2010. Creo que tengo una conexión especial con este equipo porque en 2005 gané las World Series by Renault, lo que me dio la oportunidad de probar con ellos en Barcelona y finalmente me llevó a debutar en la Fórmula 1″. Robert ha añadido: “Comparto con Renault una fuerte mentalidad ganadora y me siento a gusto con su actitud amistosa y abierta. Estoy muy motivado y creo que juntos podemos estar delante el próximo año y, con suerte, luchando por el título mundial”.

The art of driving

Rijden is een kunst, dat bewijst Ken Block in een promofilmpje voor DC. Maar ook ‘the act of driving’ kan kunst genereren.
BMW creëerde onder het thema ‘an expression of joy’, een reuzeschilderij in de naam van de kunst. De spot van 2009 Amsterdam doet er heel sterk aan denken, al kunnen we hier natuurlijk twijfelen over het artistieke karakter van het eindresultaat. Reclamebureau Happiness volgde eerder dit jaar met een lettertype gecreëerd door een Toyota IQ. Heel leuk allemaal, maar geef ons toch maar the smell of burning rubber in the morning.

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Best Diesel Powered Cars

Diesels Proving Good Bets for Family Transportation: BWM, Volkswagen, Mercedes, Audi.

By The Car Family

No question that the day of the large, gas hoggish, SUVs are over. With gas mileage that seldom ventured north of high teen marks and engines that polluted the atmosphere far in excess of other vehicles. That was then, this is now. Enter the refined diesel engine with their superior towing capacities, at least 20 percent better fuel mileage, less maintenance, and higher resale value.

Don’t confuse these new rigs with the smelly, smoky diesels of old. The new ones are clean burning and quiet. Add to that the fact that they are well proven, in Europe diesel powered vehicle sales make-up nearly half of all sales from such noted manufacturers as Mercedes and BMW, Audi, and Volkswagen. There are also government tax breaks up to $1300 on diesel vehicles. And there is something for every pocketbook in this category with pricing ranging from the low $20,000s to $60,000 and up.

So which diesel powered vehicle is best for the family? Well, it depends on your needs. To that end we evaluated a wide variety of them and each on was impressive and filled a need. We tested the BMW 335d, the Mercedes R, the Volkswagen Jetta TDI, and the Audi Q7. All of them were frisky, eager to please, and none of them gave anything less than 25 mpg. Our favorite was the Volkswagen TDI if for nothing else its price tax in the low $20,000 range. Next was the comfortable and spacious Mercedes. The BMW was the best handling, but the 27 mpg fuel mileage wasn’t what we expected and the sedan lacked family sized room for long trips. It was great fun to drive, though, and the engine was very powerful. It should be noted that the government has indicated that this BMW should have delivered 36 mpg on the highway so perhaps are driving style was responsible for the low figure. Of note is that the BMW also had a price tag of nearly $50,000. The Audi Q7 was a vast, sophisticated SUV that is loaded with features, but the fuel mileage is what is most impressive for this nearly three ton vehicle with 24 mpg or more possible on the highway. That is more than five miles per gallon better than the base six cylinder version and seven miles per gallon better than the V8 and both gas versions require premium fuel.

Buying a diesel pays off even if there is a premium price involved if you drive more than 15,000 miles a year. Not only is there fuel savings, but the maintenance is less due to the fact that a diesel does not have an ignition system that needs to be tended to. A diesel also has superior pulling power and the new models start well even in the colder climates. The reason that these diesels burn so cleanly is that a urea mixture is squirted into the exhaust system to clean the pollutants. The urea container needs to be replaced, but other than that the diesels are nearly mechanic proof as they don’t have a need for any spark plugs or other ignition parts save a glow plug that helps ignite the fuel to start the engine.

BMW 3 Series

BMW’s three series sedan is powered by a potent 3.0-liter twin-turbocharged diesel inline-6 that makes 265 horsepower and an enormous 425 lb-ft of torque that works through a six-speed automatic transmission. The seats are comfortable in front, but the rear seat is best left to smaller folk. The interior is bland and the trunk, at 12 cubic feet, small for such an expensive vehicle. Overall, this BMW is a terrific sporty diesel that clearly proves that a diesel can be fun to drive. It is very fast for a diesel and a delight to drive.

Mercedes R-Class

Next we tested the Mercedes -Benz R-Class with a 3.0-liter BlueTec diesel V-6 producing 210 horsepower and a he-man 398 lb.-ft. of torque. This MB reacts immediately to throttle input, albeit only until the tachometer reaches around 3000 rpm when the seven speed transmission shifts and allows the acceleration to continue to well above 100 mph, we are told. It is loaded with safety equipment that includes everything from airbags nearly everywhere, to warning devises, to traction, stability, and braking controls and more. Very safe.

The R Class is very long station wagon, indeed in length it dwarfs the hulking Hummer H2, but is much safer than that living example of why General Motors went bankrupt. The R Class is very family friendly with an abundance of room, even behind the third row of seats. However, this Mercedes does not have the easily removable middle row of seats.

We got 25 mpg in the Mercedes and it grew on us the longer we drove it. At first the R Class felt cold and stiff. But once we were able to sample it fare this vehicle easily is the best family transport for those who have a need for a classy workhorse. A true pleasure to drive and the diesel engine was as un-diesel as we have ever experienced. If it were not for the price of this vehicle it would have been our first choice. For example the rear seat backs recline, there are air vents for everyone, a low loading height, and cupholders galore. You can order the optional entertainment center, too, with LED screens behind the front headrests and each seatback monitor can show a different image from movies to video games to MP3 music.

The ride is very stable and it handles well, but what we especially liked was how easy it was to park in tight spots. Visibility to the sides is a bit tarnished by the wide panels and the rear doors are quite heavy and require a great deal of room to fully open. Outside of those few tarnishes, the R is a pleasure to drive to the corner store or on a long vacation trip. The one concern we had were the optional 19-inch tires that were just too noisy. They were very wide and this added to its handling, but took away from the fuel mileage.

This is an under-rated family vehicle with the unique ability to fit into most garages, venture out into inclement weather, and provides safety and great fuel mileage with at least 20 percent more travel from each gallon of diesel. And, on average, diesel is normally20 percent less expensive than the high octane fuel other big rigs require.

The most futuristic of all diesel vehicles, the R Class is a true utility vehicle for the future. And with the back two rows of seats folded flat you have a huge 85 cubic feet of space to bargain hunt with.

Volkswagen Jetta SportsWagon.

This is an example of a people mover with room for four adults, a 2.0-liter common rail turbocharged diesel engine that produces 140 horsepower and a 236 abaft of torque and surprisingly great handling. This is nearly as good of a handling vehicle as the twice as expensive BMW and gets well over 33 mpg in all types of driving. We recommend you don’t get the standard six-speed transmission as it simply does not pay either in better fuel mileage or drivability. Buy the automatic unit, which you can control with paddle shifters if you feel the need to exercise your decision making. Although the sedan Jetta is the better deal, the sedan is less expensive. We think the SportWagen is still worth the extra money and stick with the automatic transmission for smoother driving and better fuel mileage. The engine is certified to run on B5 biodiesel and is very responsive and goes well with its exceptional handling. Unlike the other vehicles tested, this one is front wheel drive.

The interior is rather bland with the seats having manual adjustments. The rear seats have a 60/40 split so you can haul longer items. Safety wise we highly recommend the optional rear air bags. The rear hatch is easy to open, but the rear doors are small and adults may have a problem getting in and out if they have large feet or long legs.

Overall, this is one very fun driver. The brakes are good, the suspension just right for a family wagon, and the engine supplies its torque at a low speed making cornering easy. While driving on a busy highway a tire exploded on the car ahead of me and I was quickly able to maneuver out of the way with the responsive steering. The government rates the Jetta at 41 highway and 30 in the city, but if you drive below the speed limit and do it smoothly, you can easily beat 50 mpg. All of this and the Jetta engine is rated as being the cleanest burning of the diesels. Of note, for those who want a more glamorous and expensive ride, the Audi A3 diesel is available with similar attributes.

Audi Q7

This all wheel giant is for those who desire a large SUV with the fuel mileage of a smaller SUV. Our recommendation is that unless you need the room; look at the smaller and more nimble Audi Q5. Audi’s stellar V6 TDI develops 221 horsepower and 406 pound-feet of torque from a low 1,750 rpm, and the acceleration continues to the redline of 4,500 rpm is reached. Acceleration is no problem for this 5000+ pounder. What is surprising is how quiet the big Audi is. Obviously, Audi has done a good job of soundproofing. The turbocharged engine can get you to 60 mpg in nine seconds and passing power is made simply thanks to a very cooperative six-speed automatic transmission.

Driving the Q7 you never forget you are driving a heavy vehicle as it feels ponderous at times. Add to that concern is the poor visibility to the sides and rear and you understand why you can order the Audi with its exceptional side warning lights and superior rear view monitor. Both are must haves. The tires are very large making getting in and out a bit of a trial, especially with the low ceiling height. This means you have to duck your head if you are over average height. We would go with smaller tires and sacrifice the added vehicle height for less road noise. The turning rate is good for mall parking, but it is way too large for making U turns and the like.

As all Audis, the interior is a study in quality. The seats, controls, gauges, and layout are all first class. The weakness is the multimedia interface that controls such features as heated seats and radio selections. It is easily mastered, but you need to take your eyes from the road for the most part.

Pricing is around the mid $50,000 range, but the rich options can drive that figure upwards of $60,000. As we stated, consider the smaller and less expensive Q5. The fuel tank holds over 25 gallons and with the 24 mpg we got in mixed non-stop trips over 500 miles are easily possible for those of you with cooperative kidneys.

Sharing its underpinnings with the less expensive Volkswagen Touareg and the trouble prone Porsche Cayenne reveals that the Audi has taken the middle passage with more luxury than the VW and the Porsche, but less sport than the competition. The VW should be considered an alternative if you don’t want Audi’s well proven all wheel drive system and the third row of seats.

Safety wise the Audi Q7 offers anti-lock four-wheel disc brakes with electronic brake-force distribution (EBD) and brake assist, Hill Descent Control, traction control, electronic stability, rollover sensing, dual front air bags, front side seat-mounted torso air bags, and side-curtain air bags for all rows. The best

that spans all three rows of seats. A tire-pressure monitor is also standard. Rear-seat side torso air bags are optional, as is the Audi Side Assist blind spot warning system

Family conference: Except for some chatter at low speeds these diesel powered vehicles were much better than their gas powered siblings in every way. Mom liked the long and futuristic looking Mercedes Benz R Class best due to its many safety features and extremely roomy interior. The fact it fit in the garage and performed flawlessly were nice, but the most compelling feature is the exterior. Dad loved the Volkswagen Jetta SportsWagen due to its handling and gas mileage. It is heavy on the sport and it is easy to maneuver and park. The young working woman went with the BMW because, well, it is a BMW. The young working male didn’t like any of them. Too big or too little. He did find the interior of the Audi the best and he was the only one able to quickly learn how to use the controls for te audio, no doubt due to his work at http://www.eracks.com making computers. Overall, the Jetta was our favorite for the smaller family and the Mercedes for the larger one. These vehicles are all worthy of consideration and certainly are proof that the diesel is not just for trucks.

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Friday, October 2, 2009

My next car?

Thinking about my next car (earliest 2011, possibly 2012) and debating the relative merits of each of the contenders (a very short list, given my criteria) has been enormously self-indulgent and entertaining. The moment of truth cannot come fast enough…

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B7 Audi RS4:

B7 Audi S4 Avant:

E90 BMW M3:

For reference, the current ride (a fine car in its own right):

- Zap